Mirrors, Windows, and Security Cameras.

Yesterday I went to the gym with a couple of Girlfriends. The three of us are trying to get back into a less slacking exercise routine.
The gym we went to last night is at the apartment complex of one of my friends. The gym room is mirrored heavily, and where it is not mirrored there are banks of windows to the outside world. Even the center support beam in the room has been neatly covered by beveled mirrors. It seems that not a surface has been missed… almost. There is only one wall that is not mirrors or windows. This wall has three doors that each lead to a private tanning bed room.
So in our quest to exercise, my friends and I decide to try and run/walk for our evening’s exercise. We set up shop on a line of treadmills next to one of the mirrored walls. This wall is at a 90 degree angle to the tanning bed wall. In fact, if you are not careful going into some of the little tanning bed rooms, you might hit a treadmill.
As we are excercising away, we hear some explitives and grumblings coming from one of the tanning rooms.
After a few seconds of these odd noises, a woman’s head pops out from a crack in the door. She asks my friends if they work at the gym (Because, of obviously, most gym employees try to work out with their buddies while on duty). My friend replies that they do not work at the gym. The lady then proceeds to spin a tale of wo – what a crappy day she has had and her chosen tanning bed will just not turn on. Do you know anything about this? Yada Yada Yada — “Nothing else could possibly go wrong in a day” kinda story.
This poor woman who is only seeking to saisfy her body’s need for a little vitamin D (subtle joke here–in case you didn’t catch it. lol!). After a hard day she does not realize that by being in a mirrored room we not only see her head sticking out of the slightly ajar door, but also the rest of her naked body that is being reflected back for the world to see by all of the mirrors.
EWWWWWWW!!! I don’t want to have random conversations while in the ACTUAL gym with naked women!!! This isn’t the locker room, kids!
*Actually– note to all: I don’t want to talk to strange naked people in the locker room either.
This unfortunate Woman then asks if there are any males in gym. My friend replys that there are not any males in the gym while simultaneously trying to avoid the naked fright that awaits her pure eyes in one of the rooms many mirrors.
SO what does the woman do I ask you????
What would you do if your tanning bed was not working and you were completely naked inside a tanning room? Would you put your clothes back on and try and go to another tanning bed? Or go and get a property manager to figure out what is wrong with your bed? Would you stick your head out the door and expose your naked body and talk to random strangers?
NO you would probably just run butt naked to the next tanning bed room.
That is exactly what this woman did.

The next thing we know the strange tanning lady is streaking across the gym and into the next tanning booth. BUTT NAKED.

AYYYYYY! All the gentle eyes in the room have been seared and shocked….

…But the story does not end here my friends…

The windows in the gym are tinted, but when the lights are on in the gym, the outside world can see inside. There are also security cameras in the gym that face the direction of the tanning bed rooms.
The strange tanning lady streaked for more than us that fated night. The security man and the entire apartment complex got a view that they might not forget for sometime.
The Moral of the story– keep your clothes on when talking to anyone, anywhere. Also, spray on tan might be a good solution!

BTW– this is a true story! Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.